Ye Olde Starr Wars

A long time ago, i.e. before Kodachrome and talkies, in a galaxy far, far away...

This is your 8-year-old mind on drugs

Seriously. Imagine being a kid in 1978 and licking several tabs of acid while snuggled in your Star Wars blankie. This is what you'd envision. Even the gay French guys at the beginning.