This is pretty much the worst video ever made

Gosh, I guess Napoleon Dynamite (from whose movie comes this post's title) won't be spending this summer with his uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines. He'll be on TV in a new animated series that features the original cast, a remarkable coup for the Fox network. Here's the trailer:

Susan Boyle, Shmusan Shmoyle

Meet 62-year-old Carol Lugo. I haven't seen anyone bust a move this crazy good since David Brent and Napoleon Dynamite. Just skip to 1:48 and prepare to be amazed, nauseated, alarmed and thoroughly entertained.