Iron Mike as Citizen Cain

"I'm running for president and leading in the Republican polls. Why? Because the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate blacks, and I'm crazier than a shithouse rat."

Blood of a star child, dew of a moon rose

The ending was meh but I loved the rest of this idiocy, particularly the really bad fake Irish accent and the Pippin's flute.

HUSSSEEEEEINNNNNNNNNN!!!

Well, that's settled then.

McDada's

The Blue Man Group invents the fast food window slingshot, the french fry Mohawk and other fun stuff.