Strange wonders of old ads

These sick, twisted, subversive, suggestive, hilarious gems of mid-20th century advertising and graphic design were plucked from the treasure trove at Plan59.com. I suggest you go there just as soon as you're done reading my smart-ass comments below.

Blood of a star child, dew of a moon rose

The ending was meh but I loved the rest of this idiocy, particularly the really bad fake Irish accent and the Pippin's flute.