Well, as long as the Obama haters are going to spread falsehoods, I may as well bring this up.
There's another rumor going around that John McCain has a strange fetish involving sharp-clawed crustaceans. While I have no documented proof that McCain gets sexual gratification from jamming lobsters down his pants, I did have this damning photo emailed anonymously to me. I blacked out the alleged victim's eyes to protect its identity.
McCain must explain this. I urge the same reporters and bloggers hounding Obama over the "whitey" fiasco to get to the bottom of this spiny mystery.
HOT BUTTERY UPDATE: I've been asked if there's a videotape. Yes, there is indeed a scandalous tape, and my contact promises to release it
