Joyful insanity

Enjoy a few moments of chaos and mirth with mad emcee Chuck Barris and the one, the only, Eugene "Gene Gene the Dancing Machine" Patton on the classic 1970s variety debacle 'The Gong Show.'

Susan Boyle, Shmusan Shmoyle

Meet 62-year-old Carol Lugo. I haven't seen anyone bust a move this crazy good since David Brent and Napoleon Dynamite. Just skip to 1:48 and prepare to be amazed, nauseated, alarmed and thoroughly entertained.

Son of Equus

Now who doesn't like nonsensical Japanese berserkery like this?