Joyful insanity

Enjoy a few moments of chaos and mirth with mad emcee Chuck Barris and the one, the only, Eugene "Gene Gene the Dancing Machine" Patton on the classic 1970s variety debacle 'The Gong Show.'

Iron Mike as Citizen Cain

"I'm running for president and leading in the Republican polls. Why? Because the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate blacks, and I'm crazier than a shithouse rat."

Exhibition Junction

In the wake of my hero zero Anthony Weiner unpacking his adjectives and showing why three really is a magic number, the Kimmel crew reaches out to the young 'uns via the magic of animation.

Ron Paul II

I'm not talking about Rand or the pope. I give you RonPaul ReaganRyan, the shapeshifting Gipperbot who has come to complete the GOP's destiny!

Chew on some death

"Me so horny... for justice." Chris Elliott is back on television

Bachmann-Ryan Overdrive

What some saw after Obama's SOTU speech...

Wish you weren't here

So those assheads at MTV apparently cancelled 'Warren the Ape,' the only reason to bother watching that godawful wreck of a once-worthy network. At least they were kind enough to send a GTFO card to cast member Josh "Cecil" Sussman.

Women aren't funny

So Jerry Lewis, Christopher Hitchens and other peculiar men have said. Here are 15 women that are funnier than Jerry Lewis ever was.

Make a joyful noise

Or not.

What are you, a centipede?

Master packer Adam Carolla shows the missus how to properly jampack a car and has his mother-in-law under, or more correctly onto, his thumb.

McDada's

The Blue Man Group invents the fast food window slingshot, the french fry Mohawk and other fun stuff.

Iron Mike continues comeback

Many of you have probably already seen the hilarious trailer for the upcoming movie The Hangover, featuring an unforgettable scene with Mike Tyson—still enjoying the acclaim for a recent documentary about his life—playing air drums to Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight." Here is that specific part.

Son of Equus

Now who doesn't like nonsensical Japanese berserkery like this?

McCain says ENHANCE!

Nothing like getting a bizarre spam email mixing CBS News, Canadian drugs, hot nurses and the GOP nominee in a surreptitious sales pitch for some bogus Viagra knockoff made in China. I of course immediately placed an order using the name "Todd Palin." Click to enlarge (get it?)...

Big-ass pigeon

And now, apropos of nothing, enjoy this mini-vid of a large flying rodent attacking a hapless citizen.

Tony Blair, wanker

At least that's what it looks like a young, hirsute Tony Blair is doing in this photo of him, taken in the mid-'70s while he was a student at Oxford.

George Bush cares about black people for a couple of minutes

"Standing next to Shaq is an awe-inspiring experience," says the shrimpy Commander-in-Chief, and with a smile like that, you almost have to wonder where his hands are.  Careful, Shaq, Bush likes bald men...