06 March 2007

Airborne sex with a submissive Superman

No, it's not a random phrase from letters to Dan Savage, it's the Daily Bleah.  Here is today's collection of whiffle balls from the major media...

ABC: Daylight Savings: Y2K All Over Again?
CBS: Man Charged With Airborne Sex Assault
MSNBC: Police: Knifing suspect told tot to 'stab mommy'
FOX: Drill Sergeant Accused of Forcing Trainee to Dress as Superman, Submit to Sex Acts
CNN: Mariah Carey goes country
BBC: Birthday killer jailed for life
New York Times: Venture Capitalists Want to Put Some Algae in Your Tank
Washington Post: Naomi Campbell to mop NY floors in gloves and vest

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