Greatest Wonkette post ever

Wonkette, like surely every major news site & opinion blog out there, received countless emails about an undoubtedly bogus tidbit from blogger Wayne Madsen.  Madsen claims that Vice President Dick Cheney is on the D.C. Madam's client list.

Out of frustration, and under no obligation to pay the rumor any heed, Wonkette put up one of the most caustic and entertaining posts I've ever seen on the sphere.  A slice:

Do you know why we're underwhelmed by this rumor? Because even if it's a fact, which it probably is, there's no way it would have any impact on Cheney's "career." This is a draft-dodging half-human war criminal with a pregnant lesbian daughter who tells senators to fuck themselves and shoots his own friends in the face. Ordering an outcall hooker is positively innocent compared to the well-known things Cheney does every day.

Read the whole thing here.