What is with Monicas and presidents?

Another trollop named Monica, another White House scandal involving blown jobs.  Does it ever end?

Former White House aide Monica Goodling today testified before a House panel that Attorney General Alberto Gonzales did in fact see a list of fired-ass US Attorneys, after he said publicly that he had not.  See for yourself...


Transcript:

Rep. Artur Davis (D-AL): "Going back to your testimony earlier today, Ms. Goodling, General Gonzales testified that he never saw the US Attorneys list, the list of terminated US Attorneys. Is that accurate to your knowledge, Ms. Goodling?"
Monica Goodling: "I believe he did see a list."
Davis: "So if General Gonzales testified that he didn't see the list, you believe that would be inaccurate testimony on his part, don't you?"
Goodling: "I believe he saw a list."
Davis: "So therefore you believe it would be inaccurate testimony?"
Goodling: "Yes."
Davis: "If General Gonzales testified that he had never been briefed about the list, do you believe that would be accurate or inaccurate testimony?"
Goodling: "I believe it would be inaccurate."

"General" Gonzales?  I'm guessing that's an appopriate title, at least until he's ex-General, which may be muy pronto.