12 November 2008

Sinnin Cindy

So the National Schadenfreuder claims that Cindy McCain of all people is having an affair, and they published a grainy photo to boot.

The "long-haired man who resembles 'a washed-up '80s rock musician'" looks a heck of a lot like famed waltzmeister and PBS favorite Andre Rieu...

...but I'm actually hoping it's Whitesnake singer David Coverdale...

...especially since the McCain team blasted Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again" after a campaign stop, leading to a complaint from the long-haired man who actually is a washed-up '80s rock musician. That would mean that Sen. McCain knew about the affair already.

"Play one of his fucking songs at the next rally, guys," you can almost hear Johnny Mac snarling on the Straight Talk Express.

Oh well, if any of this crap is true, it's karmic payback for the old buzzard.

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