13 November 2009

It hurts a bit, but I can walk

"Oh no, something's coming! Oh no, he's going to explode!" a saucy lass exclaims.

"Now bear my arctic blast!" cheerily intones a lispy voice.

Enjoy this round-up of truly awful videogame voice acting, rife with cheesy accents, stilted enunciation and hammily delivered double-entendres.

The first guy (#50) sounds like Dexter all grown up. The third guy (#48) reminds me of Dana Gould doing his famous "Batman with the runs" bit. See how many you can endure before reaching for a trash bin to puke in.

(h/t Mr. Cargo and Oliver Willis)

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