01 March 2011

Huffington Grope

Arianna once put the squeeze on Jimmy Kimmel, and in the strangest way possible. Start the video at 0:53 to get right to the... er, bottom of this.



The key part, transcribed:

Jimmy Kimmel: "She did something to me once a long time ago that I've never told anyone before. ... I used to do a game show called 'Win Ben Stein's Money,' and she was on the show as a contestant. She was eliminated. I was standing at the podium and she started squeezing my ass during the show—repeatedly squeezing it, and I didn't know what to do. I turned bright red. I was like 12 years old or something at the time and I go, 'This is a crazy person. Who would do this?'"

Bill Maher: "What did you do with your erection?" (laughter)

Kimmel: "I always leave it in the dressing room." (laughter)

Maher: "That is certainly not the Arianna I've known for many years."

Kimmel: "She's never touched you in any way?"

Maher: "Oh, I'm gonna talk to her about it. I feel like I've lost out."

Kimmel: "Did you guys sit there and comment on the show? Did you like the show itself, the broadcast?"

Maher: "Wait, Jimmy... as if I'm going to go back to Oscars after you just told me about Arianna Huffington squeezing your ass?"

Kimmel: "It's true, it's true, I swear—she can deny it all she wants, maybe she won't, maybe she'll cop to it."

Maher: "You're a very attractive man. I know a lot of men who would like to have their ass squeezed by Arianna Huffington."

Kimmel: "Well, I'm not saying I minded it, it was just surprising to me, that's all. You don't get that on a game show so much."

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