So he quipped in a candid interview with The Examiner. Specifically, he said:
“I’m prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other. I am so confident of my abilities to address that and to demolish it and to even turn it into a positive.”
Now he tells us. He sounds like he’s gonna run again, but what’s he going to do when Al Gore inevitably announces his run? Kick his ass? All this new venom doesn’t help. Remember, upstanding Americans don’t want an angry candidate. Unless he’s already in power.
UPDATE 14 SEP 2006: The Raw Story covered this, and was I amazed to see that none other than Brad Pitt himself, or his trolling doppelgänger, left this noble rant in the comments:
September 14th, 2006 at 14:32:10 From: brad pitt
KERRY GO STICK A CARROT UP YOUR ASS AND MAKE STEW!!!! I SPENT 6 MONTHS GETTING PEOPLE REGISTERED TO VOTE FOR YOU & YOU COULDN'T EVEN FIND THE TIME TO CHALLENGE THE STOLEN ELECTION IN OHIO!!! GO KCUF ANOTHER DEAD BODY IN SOME STANFORD COFFIN, ISN'T THAT WHAT BONESMEN WERE BORN FOR??
Followed shortly thereafter by this:
September 14th, 2006 at 14:33:20 From: brad pitt
correction: Bonesmen prefer Yale for gnikcuf dead bodies.
Stanford to Yale. These bastards are coast to coast! Thank you, Mr. Pitt, and I’ll figure out what you mean by gnikcuf soon enough. No hints, please.
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