16 November 2006

Prominent scientists predict hard evidence of aliens within 50 years

UK thinkers also foresee a “limitless supply of spare organs” and “a machine that puts you in the mind of an animal.”  Hell, I can already achieve that feat with a half-dozen of these.

Speaking of aliens, I remember something Dennis Miller once said on one of his old shows, long before he turned into a chickenhawk butt-hugger:

On the off chance that there are super-advanced alien beings out there tonight interpreting this signal, first of all, thank you for watching.  But I want you to listen up, Kaldar of Romula V, when you do come here and abduct one of us, please stay out of our asses, okay?  There's nothing in our asses that will help you and your dying planet.

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