28 February 2007

Mouse dicks and tossed chickens

No, it's not Rachael Ray's latest 5-minute meal, it's the garbage that passes for news headlines of late.  To be fair, most of these sources use wire services, but I don't feel like being fair right now.  A sampling from today...

ABC: Kansas State Condemns Chicken Toss
CBS: 3 Arrested For Swapping Baby For Car
MSNBC: 'Idol' men make long-distance dedications
FOX: Long Penises Give Rodents Mating Advantage
CNN: Survey: Many U.S. high school students bored in class
New York Times: With 'Idol,' the Family Text-Votes Together
Washington Post: Study Finds Kids Gain Weight Over Summer

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