05 March 2007

Horny squirrels and scared ostriches

No, it's not a rejected song title from Jim Croce, it's the Daily Bleah.

Today's Bleah features some extra-creamy crop from the major news media.  CBS wins the Monday "Cheap 'N' Easy" Award for its crucial help in reanimating the dessicated corpse of Ann Coulter.  Thanks, guys.

ABC: Calif. City Tries Squirrel Birth Control
CBS: Coulter Under Fire For Anti-Gay Slur
MSNBC: Mom of 'girl bandit' says daughter is sorry
FOX: German Farmer Claims Ostrich Scared Eggless by Firecracking Teens
CNN: Elvis voters alert suspicious minds in New Guinea
BBC: S&M pact 'led to wife's murder'
New York Times: In Texas, the Strange Case of the Toking Toddlers
Washington Post: Prince Charles' Wife Has Hysterectomy

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