AP's greatest first sentence ever

Sorry, I know this must have been a nightmare for all involved aside from the pranksters, but this is one of the funniest news article intros I've ever read.  The rest of the piece didn't even matter to me.  Kudos to The Associated Press:

"Three CD players hidden under a cathedral's pews blared sexually explicit language in the middle of an Ash Wednesday Mass, leading a bomb squad to detonate two of the devices."

It's like the premise of a dream Britcom special: The Young Ones Visit Dibley Parish.