No, it's not the opening acts and the ancient headliner at this year's Ozzfest, it's the Daily Bleah. Here be the latest slices of headline hell from the major media...
ABC: N.M. Declares Official State Tie: Bolo
ABC: Raccoon Back on the Menu at Fundraiser
ABC: Four Arrested After Waffle House 'Dash'
CBS: New York City May Ban Metal Bats
MSNBC: 91-year-old gets stuck, literally, on his roof
FOX: New Fuels Smell Like Chicken, Taste Like Beer
FOX: From Halle to Angelina, Famous Body Parts in Demand
FOX: Killer Meat-Eating Frogs Terrorize San Francisco
CNN: Lawyers squabble over DNA in fight for Anna Nicole Smith's baby
BBC: Stallone charged over growth drug
New York Times: AT&T Megastore Aims to Make It Fun to Buy a Phone
Washington Post: Chicken Fat Spill Shuts Down La. Highway
Washington Post: Court: No Fake Snow at Sacred Peak
Washington Post: Dryer Death Prompts Call for Probe
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